Transportation jokes
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Woman can't drive.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?