How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
What is Jack Frost's favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
