Transportation jokes
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
I like trains.
*train hits him*
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.