Transportation jokes
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
787 bowing.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?