My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Transportation Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
I like trains.
*train hits him*
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
