Transportation jokes
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost the case.
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.