What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Transportation Jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
