Transportation jokes
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"
The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."
The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"
The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."
At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."
The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.