Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
why bid the frog take the bus to work today? his car got toad away
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
whats the twin towers' favorite type of transport? PLANES
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
What did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
