Transportation jokes
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.