Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Iβm like an escalator because Iβm always letting people down.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?: Because they canβt get in the door
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
What the slowest train in the world?A slowcoach!πππππππππ
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? On the school bus the pricks are on the inside but on a cactus the pricks are on the outside
Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus
What is Satan's way to go to places, a helicopter
What is yellow and canβt swim?
A school bus full of children.
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike.
Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would smash and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle.
It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
