Transportation jokes
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?