Toy jokes
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.