Toy jokes
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.