Toy jokes

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

What's the difference between a baby and a ball?

If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.

A man walked into a fleshlight and died.

I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.

I want my fucking feet back!

What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.

What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.

What car do elves drive?

Toy-yodas.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.