Toy jokes

I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.

I want my fucking feet back!

What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.

What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.

What car do elves drive?

Toy-yodas.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.