My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!
Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans parents
The clock actually comes back around
What is boring? Talking about boring things
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
anything can be funny with the right delivery except for abortion jokes cause there is no delivery
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
What's the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
whats worse bieng loved or hated? cuz when ur loved you could be left alone or be batrade. but when your hated no ones there to leave you. what do u think?
Abortion another word for dying at spawn
Bully: i wasn't talking to you. me: then why are you listening?
why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted
Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
Q#why did the emo kid get jealous on xmas?
A#he saw the ordamints hanging
I'd make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle
what was osamas favourite food... yer nan
what hit the ground first in 9/11 the people
Guys stop making funny jokes of orphans what their parents are gonna get mad oh wait continue
