Topic

Topic jokes

Life

What's the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?

The clock actually comes back around.

Abortion

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

Family

There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

Delivery

Anything can be funny with the right delivery, except for abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

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  • Emo

    What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

    Nothing, they both hang.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

    The second-hand book was loved once.

    Cow

    What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

    You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

    Pornography

    It was pornography class, and there was a break.

    Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...

    Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!

    Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?

    Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...

    Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Teacher: Where's the D?

    Adult 2: Inside me...

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  • Time

    I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.

    Hate

    What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

    Shirt

    That shirt's very becoming on you.

    If I were on you, I’d be coming too.