Topic jokes

My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"

Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.

What's the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.

What is boring? Talking about boring things.

I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."

What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?

The clock actually comes back around.

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

Anything can be funny with the right delivery, except for abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Abortion is a difficult topic for me.

On one hand I support it because it kills children.

On the other hand, it gives women a choice.

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

It was pornography class, and there was a break.

Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...

Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!

Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?

Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...

Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: Where's the D?

Adult 2: Inside me...

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.

That shirt's very becoming on you.

If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."