Whats the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions
Why did Princess Di cross the road? Momentum.
What is the difference between pikachu and a orphan PIKACHU, I choose you!!.
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid. The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
why can't orphans be gay because they have nobody to called adey
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo. Because then it would cut itself
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
why can’t an orphan be gay they don’t have a closet to hide in
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
What was I saying again?
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
