Topic jokes
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?
Half of the class: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...
The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
Wat?