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Topic Jokes

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.

once i told a abortion joke and this woman was like ̈ive had abortion thats offensive ̈ and i was like ̈i just tell jokes i think what you do is much worse ̈

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point

Me: Mom i think i need to go to the hospital ......Mom: OMG Why son ......Me: Idk whats wrong but everytime i close my eyes i can see

.....Think about it then spread LMAO