why can't orphans be gay because they have nobody to called adey
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo. Because then it would cut itself
Hey did you know Paul walker's gay Why do you say that Because he likes to wrap himself around long old wood
why can’t an orphan be gay they don’t have a closet to hide in
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
once i told a abortion joke and this woman was like ̈ive had abortion thats offensive ̈ and i was like ̈i just tell jokes i think what you do is much worse ̈
What’s the difference between Rosa parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom the other fought for fun
What was I saying again?
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
I thought i had the best kd ratio in my fighter jet on battlefield then i heard about Mohammed atta
Me: Mom i think i need to go to the hospital ......Mom: OMG Why son ......Me: Idk whats wrong but everytime i close my eyes i can see
.....Think about it then spread LMAO
A boy was following me for 8 years even in to the stall I finally told him I’m not gay
GOD better hope they got a elevator to heaven
what do you call steven hawkings when he eats to much? as fat as ben dingley
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables one is crule to the person getting in the other is anal sex
What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They're both easy to spread
Whats black white and red all over
Lossvagus school shooting
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?
Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Wheres the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking
Me: I been up all night, no sleep—
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: you literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
lie detector: it’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM....... You get waken up at 7:00 AM...... you only sleep two hours......
