Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
Topic Jokes
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
The only joke here is the topic.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
