Topic Jokes

I'd make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle

what was osamas favourite food... yer nan

What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual peadophile for Christmas?

He said he was awfully touched!!!!

What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

What do a a stole and a emo have in common... They both sit still

what hit the ground first in 9/11 the people

Guys stop making funny jokes of orphans what their parents are gonna get mad oh wait continue

What is the favourite game of an emo?

Hangman.

What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT

Women be like don't tell me what to wear proceeds to tell men what to wear.

My friend said I was gay but then I realised he was talking to the mirror

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

Why do orphans like to play gta

To be wanted

what is tall when it's young but short when it's old?

a candle or a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".

Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".

To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".

Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”