What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Guys stop making funny jokes of orphans what their parents are gonna get mad oh wait continue
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Why do orphans like to play gta
To be wanted
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
The only joke here is the topic.
