What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What do a a stole and a emo have in common... They both sit still
What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Women be like don't tell me what to wear proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual peadophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!!!!
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
My friend said I was gay but then I realised he was talking to the mirror
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".
Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".
To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".
what is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
a candle or a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans like to play gta
To be wanted
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
What is the difference between pikachu and a orphan PIKACHU, I choose you!!.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid. The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock? So he could wake up inside
When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke. ̈ ̈Sure ̈ ̈What do orphans and orange peels have the same. ̈ ̈What? ̈ ̈They both get thrown out
The only joke here is the topic.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions
Why did Princess Di cross the road? Momentum.
