Topic jokes
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Anything can be funny with the right delivery, except for abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
What is this anyway?
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
Jokes...
The only joke here is the topic.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.