Topic jokes
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
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Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
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Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
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I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
I for the class?
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.