What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
dik.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
why can’t an orphan be gay they don’t have a closet to hide in
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
The only joke here is the topic.
why can't orphans be gay because they have nobody to called adey
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
