Anything can be funny with the right delivery, except for abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
