Topic jokes
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
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Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
Anything can be funny with the right delivery, except for abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.