Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
Guys stop making funny jokes of orphans what their parents are gonna get mad oh wait continue
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What is this anyway?
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
What is the difference between pikachu and a orphan PIKACHU, I choose you!!.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid. The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
