Guys stop making funny jokes of orphans what their parents are gonna get mad oh wait continue
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans parents
The clock actually comes back around
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
what is the difference between a emo kid and a cutting board
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
What do a a stole and a emo have in common... They both sit still
off topic but why is the picture in the baby category feet? and nasty feet at that? what am i, dan schneider?
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What is the difference between pikachu and a orphan PIKACHU, I choose you!!.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid. The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".
Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".
To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".
