Topic jokes
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What is this anyway?
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.