Worst Jokes Ever
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Why can't gay men be handymen?
Because they'll be caulk fighting on the job.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
My sad ass life.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.