Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

Did you hear the one about the deaf person?

Me: No.

That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.

My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...

Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.

Let's just say Dawn got very mad.

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

If someone calls you, just say:

"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

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    • There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.

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    • A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.

    Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.