Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.
My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.