Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What month has 28 days?