I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
Worst Jokes Ever
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
