Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.