Worst Jokes Ever
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"