Worst Jokes Ever
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!