Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What’s big and black on the road?
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!