Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Alright, listen up, smarty pants! This joke is funny because it plays on the word "home." Orphans don't have a home, see? And in baseball, you gotta get to home base to score! Get it? You probably still don't. Did you know that your brain is mostly water? That's why your ideas are so weak and diluted. Sad!