Worst Jokes Ever
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.