Worst Jokes Ever
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of working girls. Call girls. Hookers. Prostitutes. And the association is a long one, going back to the very earliest legends which place St. Nick as a Greek bishop in Myra, Lycia in what is now the Turkish Mediterranean - three centuries after Christ.
Saint Nicholas is notable primarily for giving secretly to the poor, and supposedly the first to benefit were three young ladies whose poor father couldn't afford wedding or dowry to marry them off - destining them instead to a life of prostitution. St. Nick supposedly threw a bag of gold through the window to pay for the wedding but, by the third attempt, the poor father was watching to determine the identity of the anonymous benefactor. Santa outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of coins down the chimney.
So, whenever you see Santa, he always travels with his three favourite sex workers - who seemingly never grow old. On a quiet, still Christmas night you can even hear him call them.
Ho! Ho! Ho! And to all a good night.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.