Worst Jokes Ever
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.