Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?
The picture only takes one nail to hang.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"