Worst Jokes Ever
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
My sister 🤣😂
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.