Worst Jokes Ever
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
"Like if u cry everytime."
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Can emos eat happy meals?
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.