Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
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