Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Emo Girl's Jealousy
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, blockhead. Emo peeps are known for being all dramatic and sad, right? So, the joke is, like, if their phone dies, they'd be jealous 'cause they ain't the ones "dying." Get it? You're probably jealous that you don't understand the joke, dummy.