Worst Jokes Ever
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
No pine, no gain!
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?