Worst Jokes Ever
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!