Worst Jokes Ever
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Mexican Comedy Week
Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.