Worst Jokes Ever
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Why canβt an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why canβt orphans play poker?
Because they donβt know what a full house is! π₯΅π₯΅π΄ππ«πππππππ
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, βWhat is this β a joke?β
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.