Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.