Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
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What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.