Worst Jokes Ever
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.