Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.