Eat cockroaches.
Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
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