Worst Jokes Ever
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.