Worst Jokes Ever
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?