Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.