Worst Jokes Ever
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Earth is full. Go home!
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.