Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "š¶"
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Guys, I promise Iām not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Why did God create women before men?
He didnāt want any advice on how to do it.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Kobe Bryant aināt flying that well anymore.
I like Christmas.
Itās the holiday where an old man breaks into peopleās homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay š
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