Worst Jokes Ever
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Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What did I do with the internet?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.