Worst Jokes Ever
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.