Worst Jokes Ever
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.