Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!