Worst Jokes Ever
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
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Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!