Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Worst Jokes Ever
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
