Worst Jokes Ever
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...