Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.