Worst Jokes Ever
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.