Worst Jokes Ever
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!