I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
Worst Jokes Ever
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
