Worst Jokes Ever
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.