Worst Jokes Ever
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?