Worst Jokes Ever
I am a volcano.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."