Worst Jokes Ever
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
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The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
89 cows = 0 cows.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
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What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!