Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.