Worst Jokes Ever
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Bunger.