Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What the heck did I discover?
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Fall
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.