Worst Jokes Ever
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Boom, it went.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.