Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
My granddad killed Hitler.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.