A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
89 cows = 0 cows.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
