Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!