Worst Jokes Ever
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.