Worst Jokes Ever
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.