Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Worst Jokes Ever
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Bunger.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
