Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
I came here to laugh.
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.