Worst Jokes Ever
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.