Worst Jokes Ever
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Robin's gay.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!