Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.