Worst Jokes Ever
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.