Worst Jokes Ever
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.