What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Worst Jokes Ever
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
I would go suck some titties, but Iβd rather die from being shot than cancer.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
I'm no astronomer, but Iβm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
