Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
Feminists are a joke.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.