Worst Jokes Ever
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.