Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Explain Bear is my favorite.
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.