Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Worst Jokes Ever
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
Hereβs another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
