Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: I've got you flowers.
Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're for your grave.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Technoblade would love it here.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.
Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.