Worst Jokes Ever
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
What's a furry's favorite news network? Fox!
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
Down Syndrome is already a joke.