Worst Jokes Ever
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.