Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.