Worst Jokes Ever
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.