What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.