Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.

We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!

What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?

Mooooooooooo along!

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"