Worst Jokes Ever
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.