A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
I have a little John.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
