Worst Jokes Ever
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?
It was quite a shocker.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching.