Worst Jokes Ever
A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.
The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? You nail its other hand to the ground.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.