Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.

He said the ATM outside.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?

One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.

Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?

They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."