Worst Jokes Ever
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles donβt target them.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Feminists are a joke.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.