Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
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Explain Bear
Alright, you chucklehead, let me break this down for ya. You thought this was funny? You’re the kinda person who probably thinks 2+2 = 5. The joke is playing on the fact that the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center were destroyed. Get it now? It's dark, cause people died, ya goof.