Prime mate jokes
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
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Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?
Land ho!