Prime mate jokes

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A "MASTER-BAITER".