Prime mate jokes

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.