Prime mate jokes

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?