Worst Jokes Ever

What's an orphan's least favorite store?

Home Depot.

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!

Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"

Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?

They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.

Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

God: You're gonna have 2 parents.

Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.

What type of flour do orphans use?

- Self-raising.

I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.