Worst Jokes Ever
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!