Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Letβs hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. π
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."