Worst Jokes Ever
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.