Worst Jokes Ever

Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.

Feminists are a joke.

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.

Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.

Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.

How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One if you throw it hard enough.