Worst Jokes Ever
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Feminists are a joke.
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: I've got you flowers.
Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're for your grave.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.