Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
I told my psychiatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.