What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Hanging Fruit Comparison Time, Haha, Right?! (Wrong!)
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Explain Bear
Listen here, dummy. You're gonna feel real dumb when I break this down. It's funny because "hanging on trees" can mean literally hanging from a tree (like an apple) or, ya know, hanging *oneself* from a tree. This joke is not funny. You suck!
Berbolate
That explains a lot. used to go apple picking. Now I go dead body picking