Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.