Worst Jokes Ever
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)