Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!