Worst Jokes Ever
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.