Worst Jokes Ever

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?

Because he can’t sniff their hair.

Robin's gay.

What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.

Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?

My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.

What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.

I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.

Why can’t orphans play GTA?

Because they are not wanted.

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

How do you organize a space themed birthday party?

You planet.

Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?

Chocolate drops.