Worst Jokes Ever
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Job Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years?
Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.