Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏