Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

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    • Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

    The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

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    • What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

    A small medium at large.

    What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

    Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”

    Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”

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    • Teacher: I was an orphan once.

    Student: Oof.

    Teacher: Who are we missing?

    Student: Your parents.

    Job Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years?

    Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening.

    Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?

    Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!

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    • For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏

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    • "The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

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    • It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.

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