What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Worst Jokes Ever
Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
