Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.