Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.