Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
Just cum.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3