Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Worst Jokes Ever
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.
Sleep, but make it forever.
