Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."
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Explanation
The humor comes from Johnny cleverly avoiding getting slapped by pretending he doesn't want the same thing his siblings got punished for. Heβs being a smart aleck without actually saying the bad word.
Anon
Lmao
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BIG JOHNNY
lol-
Loveth Cletus
Complicated answer ππ
Little Johnny
l wanted the fucking potatoes ππ
Bobist
I want them mashe d
Bobist
Mashed
Anonymous
who are the potatoes f-
Anonymous
Mashed potatoees.....
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Hal from malcolm XXX
Damn
ADHD autist
I think the mom slapped them because they sweared