Back

The F Word and Potatoes

    • Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."

  • 12

    • Explanation

    • The humor comes from Johnny cleverly avoiding getting slapped by pretending he doesn't want the same thing his siblings got punished for. He’s being a smart aleck without actually saying the bad word.

    Categories

    • Comments (12)

    • I want them mashe d

    I think the mom slapped them because they sweared

    Mangy Drill

    Related jokes