Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

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    • So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."

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    • What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.

    I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

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    • A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.

    My name, my address, and my phone number.

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    • Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    • Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

    Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

    I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.