Worst Jokes Ever

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Never mind, it was so cheesy.

Just cum.

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I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

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How do you name a Chinese kid?

Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't go home :)

Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?

So gay people can have lightsaber duels.

One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣

Who eats sleeping? A robot.

What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.

What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?

They never get old.

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!

What is the difference between a cow and me?

Nothing.

Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.

If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?