Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
Nessie is dying.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy