Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
Did you know that water is wet?
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
Ballz!
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
MAGAnon is the goat.
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Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.