Worst Jokes Ever
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?