Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Worst Jokes Ever
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
The number 13? Not on my watch!
Curry.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
what is the fastest country? iran.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
