Worst Jokes Ever
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
When I walk to school, I fart.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”